These Bros Ain’t Loyal: The Michael Cohen Story

“This is a book the President of the United States does not want you to read.” - Michael Cohen

Donald Trump’s presidency has been nothing short of a circus act. That’s for sure.

But - we aren’t a space of politics, so we will simply stick to the business of ours - writing.

Michael Cohen, former home skillet biscuit, aka personal attorney of Donald J. Trump, has written and now released his debut book, titled Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump.

Of course, the focus is the ringmaster - Donald Trump and Cohen’s stint as part of the most incredible magic show in history.

Early August, he released an excerpt for the upcoming release, and as you may have guessed, it sent Twitter and every other aspect of social media into a tizzy.

“I stiffed contractors on his behalf, ripped off his business partners, lied to his wife Melania to hide his sexual infidelities, and bullied and screamed at anyone who threatened Trump’s path to power. From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise — I was an active and eager participant.”

Well. Um... yeah, alrighty then.

In true writer spirit, fan or not, you have to love a good story, right?

Well, perhaps that answer is up for debate.

However, if you are in for the literary ride, Cohen’s Disloyal has officially been released for purchase. TSW would love to hear your reviews.